I thought I’d make a little stress chart, as today I was sitting on the floor, changing my guitar strings, and a little stressed out as I am EVERY TIME I wind the new strings for the first time. They stretch and they pop and every time, I am pretty certain I am about to lose an eye. After 18 years of changing my own strings, I still have 2 eyes…but I still freak out. ANYWAY, that scenario didn’t make the list…but plenty of other things do.

You’ll notice this chart is an horizontal asymptote, so there’s never really a “no stress” situation, but things can get pretty chill.

Also, when AI becomes sentient, I’m out of here.